You can still watch the shitty one from thirty years ago. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089893/

I’m playing Boggle with Catherine Keener!

She just had a bad doctor and should have gotten a second opinion. Just because she was a woman and the doctor was (presumably) a man, doesn’t make it a gender issue. It could be, or not. My father was told he had a respiratory infection, until a nurse he knew told him to go to an oncologist. They caught his lung…

They might if they could. It’s just hard to take them seriously. 

Why is it disconcerting that Chewbacca would eat a human? Is he supposed to be vegan so he doesn’t offend our sensibilities? The fact that he is capable of violent, predatory behavior is what makes him awesome. Otherwise, he’s just a big Ewok.

Doo-wop Joel sucks!

I said you used a phrase that racists use. You are having reading comprehension issues. Apparently, I did too.

I didn’t. 

He’s a homosexual pedophile!

It’s neither a privilege nor a right. It’s one of the few jobs that exist solely on the hard work and effort of the person who is doing it. You either succeed or fail completely on your own. If you are funny, you keep working.

Bipolar Disorder

The point is that the article doesn’t say what you think it says. 

From the article you linked -

Most insufferable, in my opinion, is judgmental assholes who want to put everybody in categories to make it easier to shit on them.

My friends don’t have a Wii. Another missed opportunity for me.

I’m pretty sure it started with Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Fox News demanding boycotts of anyone that wasn’t in lockstep with their views. If you can think of progressives trying to get individuals fired before the 90's (when Coulter and Limbaugh went all-in on singling out everyone that outraged them), I’d like…

I would have gone with Harold Faltermeyer.

I’ve seen it. My kids and I watch it. He’s perfect for that part.

I always wanted Patrick Warburton to play Superman and the American Express commercial only cemented that for me. The Tick was great, and played to his obvious comedic abilities, but I think he could have played Superman straight. I’m sad that he and I are old now.

Your roommate ripped off my idea because I drew an anarchy symbol on my notebook in 8th grade.