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Nunya Bidnez
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Some kid at my daughter’s school had a Logan Paul backpack on this morning. I asked my son about it and he said Logan Paul was racist and a jerk. He didn’t even know about the dead body thing, but said that he didn’t think anybody should be promoting Logan Paul. He’s in 6th grade.

Banning the President from Twitter is a stupid idea. He is an idiot loser, but he is the President of the United States. Let’s get him out of office, then worry about his Twitter account.

“abhorrent and mutton-headed conduct”... 

You can’t imagine much that’s worse than showing a dead body on YouTube? I envy you. Are you from Utah?

That was totally worth translating. I want to use “swollen balls” as an insult now.

It’s made 423 million dollars (and another 420 international). I think Disney is probably ok with that so far.

I don’t need google to know the statute on sexual assault in TN that governs what Peyton Manning did. I’ve looked at many times. You may want to take a look though. Your smugness seems to be inversely proportionate to your knowledge.

TN - ““Sexual contact” includes the intentional touching of the victim’s, the defendant’s, or any other person’s intimate parts, or the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the victim’s, the defendant’s, or any other person’s intimate parts, if that intentional touching can be reasonably

I know more about what constitutes a sexual assault in Tennessee than anyone you have ever met because I am not an “internet lawyer,” I am an actual criminal defense attorney in Tennessee. Telling someone to “shutup” on the internet makes you sound like a lunatic.

That may very well be true. I only know about the trainer he assaulted.

It happened in TN. Not a sexual assault here.

Tenn, Code Annotated 39-13-505 is the sexual battery statute. “Sexual battery is unlawful sexual contact with a victim by the defendant or the defendant by a victim...” Tenn. Code Ann. 39-13-501 is the definitions for that section - ““Sexual contact” includes the intentional touching of the victim’s, the defendant’s,

Sexual assault, legally, requires that it be done for sexual gratification. Peyton committed a regular assault. It was, I’m sure, humiliating and demeaning to the victim.

They should remake “Soul Man,” but with a girl in blackface. They could call it “Natural Woman.”

It’s creepy either way.

That’s the most valid point, but the President is an idiot. We can’t do anything about what he chooses to believe or not.