The guys at Giant Bomb gave what I thought was a rather on the nose description when they called it “the direct to dvd sequel to Mass Effect”.

Technically history says you got that the other way around, BOY.

Black tears are this particular blogger’s bread and butter.

I’m such a sucker for video game ephemera from the 16 bit era. I have every issue of EGM and they are just the best. I think I enjoy rereading them now days just as much, if not more than, I did when I would have my mom buy them for me at the super market. 

This coming from a man who disappointed nobody by missing a game. Nevermind the fans, did the players and coaches on your own team realize, or even care, if you suited up for any given game or not?

Let’s see . . . . knocked up before she can legally drive and chilling with people that steal cars, commit robberies, and attempt to kill police with said stolen cars and that’s just what we are being told about. Maybe tragic isn’t the proper word to describe what happened if we are being honest. Perhaps inevitable…

How sad is your life that you care to the point of begging the fucking staff to ban someone you don’t agree with? I know differing opinions are painful to slow witted, single minded people like yourself but begging just makes you look even more pathetic. Way to demonstrate what thin skin you have though. That’s you in…

Good to see that I’m living rent free inside your head. By the way Michael, you piece of shit, this is still you and your black tears are still sweet and refreshing.