You just know some soccer mom and her douchebag husband would spell it: Garyth

Panama lineup:

I, for one, am glad the name Gareth hasn’t caught on in the United States. It sounds like you are trying to say ‘Garrett’ with a speech impediment.

My theory: her unexplained disappearance was either rehab or plastic surgery and she’s either relapsed or is on painkillers and is high AF. 

You know the problem with that phrase? We need to apply it to more people--especially male people. I mean, Jared Kushner is a feckless cunt. Jeff Sessions is a feckless cunt. Michael Cohen is a feckless cunt.

Remember all their freak outs over seeing her upper arms exposed?

Can you.

The $21.8 million tax he added to it was a little steep though

clearly your social studies teacher was scott bakula mid-leap

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

Fuck Kevin McHale forever.

Social media users ooze of low intelligence. Fixed

“I have to ask your name, because the government issued identification card I am holding isn’t enough, and yet, I trust that you would give me your real name.”

social media over-sharers ooze of low intelligence. it’s that dunning-kruger territory of “casually exposing your stupidity to the world but being too stupid to realize how stupid you look”

It’s just a few bad apples!

The average American cop is pretty stupid. Like they have the brains of a 19-year-old.

Love too live in a country where a certain percentage of cops are literally just Adult Eric Cartman.

Eric Andre thinks he’s so cute and weird and funny but you know what? I’m tired of his bullshit!

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

Wait.