No NBA pundit knows who the Washington Capitals are

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

“So we lose a guy who consistently reps Houston”

What’s Uncle Tom for white women was my favorite part.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Hannah getting us primed for Reel Sports: Point Break.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

You would think by now, Mr. Windy Ears would learn that usually right after he flaps his gums at Lebron, that means the series is over for his team.

Kyrie Irving was actually the main reason they beat the Warriors!

Yeah that hack only scored 45. Sure he may also have had 9 rebounds, 7 assists and 4 steals, but what about Kevin Love’s 14 points?

Typically you write about the winner of the series, and the guy who clearly outplayed everyone is the guy focused on.

we get it, Mr. Jordan, you’re trying to protect your legacy. now get off Deadspin and go back to gambling on the golf course.

he played all 82 games, i think he lead the league in minutes, hes 15 years in, 7 straight finals, already cracked the 50k minute mark far earlier than anyone else. The man is allowed to be a little tired.

Why does it matter that she’s a woman and a mother?!!!! I’m so damn sick of celebrities using motherhood to wash away the horrible things they’ve done. Brezinski’s an idiot.

If the DNC really wanted to try, they could turn it around and question why “Aunt Lydia” is considered physically ugly to them.