Aren’t “blue collar and gritty” just sports synonyms for “white and untalented?”

Frank Reich. I had no idea who that was. Frank Reich does not look like that in my mind.

I was actually surprised by how big the gulf was between “recognize them immediately” and “who the fuck is that?”. Only 2-3 guys it took a second, but I could identify (like Zimmer, really...specific look, but took a second). 5-7 of them I couldn’t guess even with a list of coaches in front of me.

That’s not even a cankle. It’s a thankle.

Dan Quinn is Angry Sean McDermott.

So, Matt Patricia is just Fat Mac in a Tommy Bahama shirt, correct?

I’m now convinced that part of signing on to be an NFL head coach means you instantly gain 30 pounds.

It isn’t a sign of good health, that’s for sure.

Leave him alone, he got internet famous for being peak Wisconsin dad but then we shit on him when he commits to it 100%? Let the man enjoy his Milwaukee’s Best and tacky Hawaiian shirt in peace.

I am now 90% sure the Lions new coach eats people.

Zimmer seems detached...

Matt Patricia looks like he ate the church.

He figured by donning ill-fitting clothing and not tucking in his shirt, you wouldn’t notice.

Yeah, that right leg just aint... right

Matt Nagy looks like he dressed too casually for a fancy steak restaurant and the maitre d’ had to get him a jacket AND pants.

WTF is happening w Andy Reid’s legs?

I didn’t know Gruden was that short.

Awwwww, Lil’ Gruden!

Lumpy Old Men

Andy Reid looks just like my dad at church