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Pictured: Rory in Orlando this weekend.

What do the Irish know about drinking anyway?

USA USA USA

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Villanova can now have their usual second- round loss and it won’t be a big deal because they didn’t lose to a sixteen seed.

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

I thought the Lynx only got bumped from Target Center one season due to renovations.

My agent sent me a bill each year based on how much I had been paid that year. I would imagine that’s industry standard.

Maybe Rongen is right and everyone else who’s ever seen Messi play and considered him a genius non pareil is wrong, or maybe Rongen, as is the fate of many tap-eaters, has stuffed his mind with so much game footage and needlessly complex theories about how soccer is supposed to be played and has doused all that with a

getting them into the USMNT set-up so as to best hone their gifts

to be fair he’s definitely too short to play QB

I couldn’t finish it. Rongen sounds like a bit of a dick (no more or less than most of the talking heads on ESPN), but Billy’s acting like his own mother was insulted.

My trackpad wore out when I tried to scroll down to see how long this post is.

I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

Man, people that go to Harvard just can’t seem to catch any breaks

The fans would also decide to call the format “Playoffy McPlayoffface”.

I’m sorry. I read this and I get it, but I’m still having trouble processing the words “Jets” and “plan” being in the same sentence without a also containing the words “have no,” or “lack a conclusive/consistent” in between.

Not sure if it is a better or worse than the classic over-reactionary Bill Haisley attempt

We’ll spell his name correctly when he leads Chicago to the World Cup.