I put in about 150 hours, and built a massive tower I was really proud of. But then the game started crashing whenever I got close to the tower. I foolishly went back to try to dismantle it so I could keep playing, but then got even further stuck to where I can’t even load the game without it crashing a couple seconds…

Regular people going to bat for private sector, profit-driven businesses is easily one of the most depressing, faith-in-humanity-depriving aspects of 2019 America.

The moment Gordon Hayward donated to Trump’s campaign in October 2016, the Celtics were doomed. Trump ruins everything he touches, even indirectly.

An underrated aspect of Far Cry 5 I had so much fun with was the driving. The variety of cars was surprisingly great, handling had a realistic-enough feel to it while still making it easy to pull absurd e-brake drifts, and the random dirt paths you could pull off the road onto were so cool. I would challenge myself to…

Really the only thing I didn’t like about FarCry 5 was how the regions of the map would become “secured” the more you played. Before then, the roads are utter chaos, and they lead to insanely fun and dynamic chase sequences.

Cancelling plans to go out for dinner in favor of getting high and ordering pizzas sounds....incredibly ideal? If you’re not down with that, and she’s getting high with her friends and not you, that’s a decidedly not good sign.

On the one hand, Chicago is not anywhere close to contending, employs a high school basketball coach, and is complete organizational disarray. But on the other hand, it will be -4,587 degrees here this week, and there’s really no reason to choose to live here over LA if you’re that rich.

If I ever found out any of my bones are racist, I would SMASH them. There’s no room for that in this skeletal system.

Personally, Shadow of the Tomb Raider was a huge disappointment. I loved the story and combat in the first two games, so I was pumped for the newest one. The climbing was tedious- much of the time you couldn’t even see the scenery you were climbing over, and the game forces you to focus on the next totally arbitrary…

The movies are all junk that are shoved down our throats and at this point many have been Stockholm Syndromed into thinking they’re actually good.

What I would’t give to see Don Knobler travel to the west side of Chicago and say that to Patrick Beverley.

“We treat the Constitution as holy writ when it was scribbled down by a bunch of old syphilitic bozos!”

I always wondered how game writers fit all that playing time in while still doing journalism stuff. Do you ever hit a point where you think you’re wandering around too much in the game and you should hurry up and finish the story so you can write your review? Does it ever take away from enjoying the game?

I was really hoping you’d poop on the Bears some for going all-out to get Trubisky at 2nd overall, and never even considering Mahomes.

Odyssey. This is my first ever Assassin’s Creed game, and I am blown away by the open world they created in terms of scale and detail. 

Hi, I love Deadspin and all of your articles. Has Trump ever, actually, read a book?

As a super weird introvert, I honestly hate this and feel bad for him. You try to have fun and express yourself, and get mocked for it, and worst of all is you have no clue why. I’m at peace now, but in my teens and 20s this caused untold anxiety and resentment in me.

boring

At least he had a backup plan for when pushing his girlfriend into the police officer so he could run away failed: weaponized potato chips.

Whenever I read about people who play No Man’s Sky, I am overcome with profound sadness.