SO HE DOES ADMIT THEY’RE DEAD?

Girls, particularly clever girls, learn to mask and mimic early on. In fact I think there was a study done to show that the higher the IQ of a girl the less likely she was to be diagnosed with ASD because they were able to hide it so well.

Child please! The only adults at 1600 Pennsylvania are the kitchen staff and the Marines guarding the doors.

This is also true of ADD, which tends to manifest itself differently in girls than boys.

Bless your heart.

I hope they measured the snake in inches. You know...because they don’t have feet..

Ashley will still never love you.

It’s playing with fire, and yeah, it’s the ugly thing in the room no one talks about. I’ve lost a significant amount, I have a lot more to lose to get to *not obese* and even more to get to *where I should be*.

it might be worth your time to see if you can find an eating disorder support group in your area - they’ll understand the allure and hopefully be able to provide that support for you before you develop a full-blown ED. i’ll even see if i can track one down for you if the idea appeals, and you don’t mind sharing your…

REALLY surprised more people have not mentioned this. It’s the same ingredient in the famous sugar-free Haribo with the 1000's of hilarious Amazon reviews about explosive diarrhea - no thanks!!

The whole point of this is that the Tenderman PRETENDS to be considerate, but isn’t.

lol it seems like you’re missing some basics of vagina anatomy here, but there is no contradiction between “you’re tearing/hurting me” and “you’re not going hard enough.” The first is a lack of lubrication, the second is a lack of force, and the whole thing sounds like you and your gf had some major miscommunication…

Dude, I think you missed the point about going dutch for brunch. I’m pretty sure she’s ok with going dutch, it’s that he makes such a point of making sure that you know he’s unwilling to pay for it all because he supports her equality.

This should be grey.

Are you the guy who whispers “Your pussy feels so good” creepily?

Actually, yes, nothing ever is good enough for everyone all the time. We’re all just stumbling around trying to make ourselves feel better that we aren’t masters of the universe and please everyone simultaneously while indulging our own desires.

The summer before high school I found my mom’s Skye O’Malley. Finished it in an afternoon. It was certainly enlightening. My mom was pretty mortified lol.

Great idea, and men can wear shorts and short sleeved shirts but also shave their legs and armpits.

To everyone who is very sure that this is “too soon.”