And be prepared for your HR meeting to discuss why you’re harassing her. Have fun!

The logic fail is on your part. There are laws in place regarding public defecation.

The only real fact is that are if there’s no clearly stated policy regarding shoes at work, the only person with an issue is the foot-looker. Jog on.

And then be prepared for your HR meeting.

Stop being Devil’s Advocate and use common sense. For you, that might include not leaving the house.

The late 80s/early 90s miniseries with Charles Dance isn’t half bad either.

He encouraged Marla Maples to abort Tiffany.

Using someone’s body against their will is common sense? There a universe’s worth of vast difference between buying cigarettes and being treated as an incubator, fuckface.

Accused.

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Facts have evidence.

The Bible itself was written by religious men...

Move grill. Problem solved.

Yup - that same dragging, shushing noise. You can make glasses do it on counters.

Noodley is an excellent lithe cat descriptor.

Where do you live, if I can ask.

Probably cave crickets - also called house centipedes. Spiders don’t bother me at all, but those squiggly little bastards give the heebies and the jeebies, even the French ones.

Just leave it.

YAY! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Nope! ;)