Athleta is definitely not lower-end.

The Limited used to be my go-to for anything. And the old, French-themed Express.

I shop at TJ Maxx, Marshalls, and Nordstom almost exclusively. Lucky for jeans if I can’t find them at the discount stores. Target for pjs sometimes.

Mostly because their prices continue to increase while their quality continues to decrease.

If the clown is still the main character, then, yes, it still is.

There’s a bunch of places in Salem hiring women like her in October.

Plus sized women over 45, maybe.

And who is going to show them how to use it?

You’re my hero.

Mythbusters covered that. It doesn’t actually do anything but the sulfur match smell is stronger than most poop smells.

I love how human brains work sometimes. People, like the book says, everybody poops. It’s ok.

Nothing good comes from a neck tattoo.

Hey, fucker. Maybe that’s all some people can afford?

You’re not required to eat it...

But, there’s really no need to drop weights and scream like a gibbon.

Obviously. First graders always make the most sound decisions.

Too late. I trademarked that right off.

Who thought letting a first grader watch It was a good call? o_O

The Dark Crystal. Damned scariest Muppets ever.

I would’ve screamed so loud someone would’ve been reaching for the haldol.