The Dark Crystal. Damned scariest Muppets ever.

I would’ve screamed so loud someone would’ve been reaching for the haldol.

I’ve been afraid of clowns all my life, and I’ve never seen It for that reason. Maybe SK should sue the clown lobby for lost income.

My predictions:

I separated my mortice joint in my left ankle. It was much worse than when I broke it. Six + weeks in a boot and then PT. And PT is painful.

Music is every bit as cutthroat as sports.

And the cost! It didn’t cost my parents extra out of pocket for me to be on the swim team in high school, back when we shared the pool with sauropods. But now - my nieces’s club softball team’s fee is $1750! Also, what is the deal with club teams?

I love my state.

Sure. But everyone has terrible thoughts. Most of us don’t act on them.

My SO and I are working through this, too. He was upfront about non-monogamy from the beginning. I’m fine with giving him a hall pass on occasion and we’ve been to swinger events and had mutual fun with other people. He’s been in polyamorous relationships as well. I am not ok with that and have said so. I will not…

You need to go back to the NAMBLA reddit, right now.

It’s beyond normal belief as to why but they can - I was assaulted on the school bus in 8th grade.

It’s the Special Hell - reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.

Did you really ask that?

Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Had this person never seen a rooster before?

Had this person never seen a rooster before?

Only school systems than can afford pools. Even my private school in an affluent Boston suburb rented pool time at the local university.

This is a much better article than Crazy Snake Gun Grandma.

You sound like someone who expects BJs but doesn’t go down.