Head in a jar of formaldehyde - lab specimen, legal and all, but you can’t just slap a stamp on it.

Barnaby will save us all.

A family member has worked at the USPS for 30+ years. People have tried to mail, in his presence: a live fish, a kitten, a human head, and “Mexican flour”. Things that can be mailed: a variety of bugs, including grosses of crickets to feed things at the Science Museum, which subsequently escaped at General Mail…

PTSD is a mental illness. People who suffer from it are mentally ill. It’s a not a moral judgment. Being a vet and having special doesn’t mean that your PTSD magically goes away. And given the rates of abuse among active duty and vet populations, there’s no way they should be exempt.

The Doctor has always been able to regenerate as the other sex. It’s canon. Suck it up. 12 male Doctors and ONE female Doctor and suddenly you’re all about equality?

And I bet you think you’re clever.

Being murdered is pretty fucking oppressive for anyone.

Holy saccharine drivel, Batman! 

Not in the extreme - but they make reference to eating small amounts of food and being a heifer, etc.

Over the last year, I’ve lost about 55 lbs through a medically supervised program. I can easily see how people can get addicted to it. Even thought I hit my completely realistic goal - I felt that I needed/wanted to go lower; it’s a sweet package of smug, compliments, restriction, and that awesome control factor so…

Beware the sorbitol - it’s an excellent laxative. They could market it as The Ice Cream Cleanse.

Ah. Found the butthurt NiceGuy!

Can we start a GoFundMe for the return of Sassy?

I read Skye O’Malley when I was 12. It was very...educational.

Hence the ‘probably’, no guarantees.

If my cat escapes, he probably won’t eat a toddler

Required? No. Strongly advised, as in ‘do this or lose you job because bare face is unprofessional’,bet your cute butt.

Do you honestly think that all the actors to ever play Walter were gay? Do you demand that man playing the Phantom be deformed?

Dr. Teeth is far superior.

Yes! This. All of it. Thank you.