But...but...capitalism!

Then why don’t you say something?

But he was attempting to write from the POV of teenage girl, not a middle-aged guy, hence the issue.

Cute undies?

Why is Mom’s car exempt?

Maybe stop telling stories about animal abuse.

That is absolutely vile. What does your house look like?

Not really. Rich kids pay for the smart kids.

What about them? Even if they’re fertilized - no implantation, no pregnancy.

No. Science says that a fertilized egg must be implanted to become a pregnancy. That creates a blastocyst, then an embryo, and then a fetus.

No one is killing babies. Wear a condom, get a vasectomy, or be celibate (doubt you have a problem there). Don’t like abortion, pal? Don’t have one.

I know plenty of people that use herbal remedies. But I’m not going on a Big Pharma is Evil tangent because they make medicines easily available and have quality control.

If you need two seats for your weight, you have to pay for two seats.

Or like aspirin - they were synthesized so dosage can be controlled and recreated. Do you chew on willow bark when you have a headache? 

Or running smack into a hungry black bear like you find in all the wild blueberry patches in Maine. Oh, hi, Mama. This won’t end well.

Yes.

Oh, Jimmy. Another reason I can’t have kids - the anxiety would kill me.

That was Blanche. Sophia always knew that Dorothy’s BF was gay.

Yes, Adrenal disorders are real - hello, PCOS induced hypothyroidism.

We’ll have none of that common sense here.