A hunter doesn’t need a concealed handgun permit, there, sport.

But you just argued that girls get more favorable treatment.

A point I need to make: a lot of commenters are asking why a parent might call 911 on their child.

If you had a violently mentally ill child, you might. My sibling was taller than me or my mother by 12.

If you have a child with severe mental illness - it happens a lot.

Will have to give it a try.

Lutefisk for the hard core.

So, not one of your students was ever raped? I call BS right now.

That can happen as well. Most schools have Honor Codes. If you violate the Honor Code, you can be expelled.

Which is why they expel him instead of him going to jail.

It seems that you are.

Except he will never be found guilty because the case was so screwed up and he wouldn’t have been charged at the time.

The purring.

Oooh. My fuzzy gets constipated. He’s a long hair but has no grooming issues and loves to be brushed. The vet said he’s otherwise healthy but the lax gel IF I can get the buttface to take it (I have to smear it on his paws to make him lick it off - he will not take it otherwise) isn’t working. He strains so hard it …

That was the point.

I guess. Anecdotally, my family has people of Catholic Trinidadian and Creole descent. Their cultures don’t resemble each other’s at all.

I need more elaboration on the marry Dad thing. Does this happen at weddings or it one of those creepy Daddy/Daughter Purity Pledge balls?

Reindeer petting needs to really happen.

A princess in name and deed.

Honey Island Swamp Monster or GTFO.