They are water rescue dogs. He’d retrieve the younger kids in the family from the water at the beach.

Good. If you’re an adult, feel free to be a guinea pig, treat, don’t treat, whatever.

Thing would be an excellent roommate.

Better than your kid doing it.

My first cat was an orange tabby boy named Buttercup. He was the bestest.

I knew a Newfie named Tugboat.

And this is when that tiny house in the woods starts to look real appealing again.

Except that whole it IS a societal issue part.

It was somewhere in the Life of Mammals series. It’s on NetFlix.

They don’t call the wild west for nothing.

Appalachia, maybe. The Valley is home to major cities and universities.

Like anyone can tell the difference. Psst, haters, trans people are already peeing next to you. Oooh, boogey, boogey. Grow up and stop obsessing over other people’s bathroom habits. FFS.

Random true fact: the sengi (elephant shrew) has her nipples on her shoulders. Thank for the info, Sir David!

The state of VA?

They don’t claim to be women. They are women. Try to follow along.

Grief is inherently self-centered. There’s no wrong way to do it, as long as it’s not destructive.

I worry about people who doubt that animals have emotions.

Oh, gee. Now I can’t buy a stupidly expensive swimsuit I can’t swim in. Darn.

All cheating IS cheating.

I’m a pale white girl and even my skin tone isn’t european pink.