My beloved first cat (RIP) would dive into a full bathtub entirely on his own accord and paddle around like he owned the place.

Uh huh.

No. But try again.

Good. They can court cancer as adults.

I expect people who know better not to stereotype.

I didn’t think he could have a gun regardless.

I would support such a law.

And yet people wonder where my fear of clowns springs from.

That creepy Jack-In-The-Music-Box is still floating around our garage somewhere. Probably plotting its revenge.

Cites or be quiet.

Shut up, David Foster.

My grandma always kept RI Reds and Plymouth Rocks.

Are the two ginger ladies Rhode Island Reds? I love chickens who take no shit.

People ask what you did?! I’d be in jail right now for strangling someone until their head exploded. I am so very sorry anyone did such thoughtless thing to you. Probably seems weird from Random Internet Stranger, but my whole body reacted to that.

I wouldn’t expect you to know what an early miscarriage looks like.

Or perhaps his mother was ill?

I know. But hippos seem like more fun.

Yoda died in Jedi.

No Yoda in corporeal from - he faded into the ether in Jedi.

Does hippo therapy involve hippos?