I think the boxster is in a class of its own. Close to automotive perfection, pure bliss. Drive one and you will realize that it’s possible for a car to care about you.

There would be too much griping and grousing if they bought a Gripen with a Groupon

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

So basically everyone would look like a cross breed between a Snub Nose monkey and Chuck Liddell. Nice.