NO

Eh, I can never work up the rage about Taylor’s love life. If I were as famous and attractive as she is, I’d make out with all the men too.

You know? Fuck no-fly lists. They’re pretty useless. I want to see the firearms equivalent of SIP laws. Nearly every state has laws in place to make bartenders culpable if they serve to intoxicated persons. They may not be well enforced, but they’re there and legal precedent.

Literally everything going on on this webpage is why I have vehemently defended the point that I would not even hate fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

Lets all agree to only eat Cuban Sandwiches this week so we are eating pork and chicken in equal measure. Also, so we don’t discriminate against pickles.

My personal favorite.

True story: my 70-year-old father (well, he was a couple of years younger at the time) saw MGMT in concert and hated them. When he told me, I was so flabbergasted I couldn’t speak for a second, and then I said “WHY did you see MGMT?” Turns out they were playing and he was bored, so he went to check them out. I mean,…

Sean Penn naming a child has the same process as a 4 year old naming a goldfish.

It’s a shame, you know? This judge had such a bright judiciary career in front of him, it is just a shame that this one little verdict will mess up his entire future.

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

Only by one. I mean we all know what he’s attracted to but he’ll find another. There are literally thousands of mass shooters to choose from. One a day! The representative will be fine.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

For some reason, I never thought of Trump as having an age. Like a dusty petrified Cheeto discovered lingering behind the litter box, it’s always been there and no one wants to be the one to touch it to get rid of it.

why do we cling to a fantasy where celebs have to be Besties? Some people just don’t get along. It’s fine.

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

No, we’ve never seen live real-time video footage of Trump supporters attacking anti-Trump protesters at Trump rallies - no sirree bob, we’ve never seen anything like that.

lol

They would rather have a pregnant, illiterate drug addicted daughter rather than a high achiever who happens to be gay.

At the racist notary. Look, I don’t make the racism notary rules, I just report on them.

I generally give this show a TON of leeway, including with the increasingly ridiculous Chad stuff. But I find it deplorable that they had Roethlisberger on this ep. Regardless of whether or not the allegations against him are true, don't have him on your show, ABC.