Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are done-zo again-zo. [US Weekly]

Oh my GOD I’ve gotten that before. “Yeah I’ve never been in a long relationship because all my exes are crazy! You’re the first normal one!” <— bro. When you’ve dated 20+ women, they aren’t all crazy. Sorry. I just laugh when I see that out in the wild at this point because FUCKIN SRSLY GUYS?

Damn it. I came here to laugh at some conspiracy nuts. Where are the conspiracy nuts?

I want to set everything on fire.