Pistachios join chocolate, red wine, IPAs, salmon, coffee, almonds, and so much more on the list of foods that are going to get harder to come by

Don’t do drugs and assemble furniture.

Bah! Strongbad did this ages ago!

Pictured: Elon’s speech writers.

Whoever it was the other day that said Microsoft would find some way to extend the offer deserves a gold star.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.