I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

I love the 7.3 (and 5.9 Cummins, and the original Duramax) but cheese and rice do I hate having to drive behind one of the pre-emissions engines.

It’s the same reason “glider kits” for heavy trucks exist.

The GLA is admittedly small though.

TSA officer here. One of the things we look for is quantities of dense organic material that could be explosives. We don’t look for drugs because we are not a law enforcement agency, and we don’t have probable cause to search for drugs anyway, but if we find drugs during a routine bag search we have to report it to…

Hey, I did my part. And yea, I know - the AMG badge was on there when I got it. 

It didn’t look like a very good burrito. If you’re going to smuggle with a burrito, at least make it look edible.

Whoever had that chainsaw really needed to tighten the chain. They’re going to be dealing with a lot of kickback or risk having the chain come off the bar. Nothing is more embarrassing than having to stop chasing a group of teens to put the chain back on your massacrein’ saw.

Frau is going to be pissed that we have to buy used

A buddy of mine just bought an E-class wagon. He told me he really wanted to get an SUV, but the wagon was easier for his aging dog to climb into.

ha ha, yes that is a good metaphor, because i remember riding in taxis and auto-rickshaws in india. except that accidents can and would often happen, often catastrophically.

In a perfect FSD world there will be no stop lights, signs, nothing, just an incredible series of TERRIFYING yet orchestrated near misses...basically like driving in India :)

This is the first time in many years I considered logging on to Facebook. This cult is appealing. Just not appealing enough to allow myself to be part of the Facebook social problem. 

I have a F-150 with the 5.0 and did not know that about running it on Ethanol. I take it that’s for E85? I do like running E85, especially with my tuner, but the lower energy density is definitely noticeable when you get 12 MPG, even when driving normally. 

They offer a lot for less on a truck I can’t buy.

Perhaps they were attempting to alert his family he was no longer in possession of the mental faculties necessary to drive, in a very roundabout way?

Jalopnik’s latest round of hires are all from the BuzzFeed School of Journalism and couldn’t tell you the difference between news and clickbait. Gone are the days of Doug DeMuro and numbered are those of Torchinski and, you know, writers who write things we actually want to read. Sadly we’re all here because…

There was a time when we trusted the Nazis. That didn’t go too well.

Oh, let’s stop with this rose-tinted nostalgia about the good old trusting days. 

It’s clearly a used car. GM dealers are allowed to take non-GMs in trade, yaknow.