You know what else is cheaper than a tank of diesel in Germany? Gas station hookers.

LOVE how he sheds clothing and trike parts along the way....

https://bennyhillthis.com/?v=d9d__HgJTEg

Wait you’re not allowed to drive a car from 1999 anymore? Like just in the city center or in general?

There are elderly Volts? Your definition of an elderly car may differ from mine.

Thank God The Onion doesn't have comments. 

Jesus I’ve never even spent that on 100ll.  

You’re not dealing with the whole “Bolt recall due to fire risk” thing though, so there’s that.

I do this too, but it makes me worry- my also Gen-X friend has kids(7-10) that eat this shit up... I have had to tell his daughter that its not cool to call a grown-up “boy” w/a British accent, and tell his son that I’m not his “bruh”...

The best part about Vine was it’s six second limit. There’s only so much you can get away with in that amount of time.

“I’ve never used it but assume it’s like Facebook posts but with video and run by the Chinese government”

It’s like Vine, but cool because Vine was a long time ago and therefore is lame and something only old people thought was cool.

I’ve never used it but assume it’s like Facebook posts but with video and run by the Chinese government

I’m a Millennial who’s pushing 30 but I never understood the appeal of TikTok.

Ok, I’ll write a little about it...(My experience at Quicken Loans, which is now Rocket Mortgage) I know I could have gone to a smaller shop and it would have been slightly different, but not by much:

Yeah, it’s BS...and I’m assuming losing StarLink means those buyers won’t be able to use the My Subaru app to remote start, door lock/unlock, etc.  People are gonna be pissed.  Or just buy them from a neighboring state.

I guess. Seems like it would be nice for intermittent issues though.

To be honest its probably not all that useful beyond denying warranty claims anyways.  Its best its gone.  I dont think my mechanic needs to know where my injector failed, just that it did and I need a new one.

Balanced out by “Sure, that’s possible, let’s just...” *spends 12 hours going in circles*

Does Jalopnik's parent have a lawyer on retainer that needs a little spare cash flow? "How to effectively sue a shady mechanic" is an article series that would garner clicks.