This bridge connects Arkansas to Tennessee. Mississippi is the name of the river. 

I will sell the resulting Frankenstein

One of these days I’m going to have to quit kidding myself that highly scheduled business trips amount to really seeing anything, and just go on an art crawl...

OTOH, remember Juicero? The $400 juicer, requiring an internet connection, and only could use proprietary bags? And then people quickly figured out you could squeeze the bags by hand/rolling pin, and the juicer itself was pointless? Good times.

The response time required to protect you in an impact dictates that it couldn’t possibly check with the phone immediately before inflating. This has to be some sort of “check in every x hours/days with y left of functional time and extend by z”, and given the monthly billing, it would make sense to do the check…

Manual Fusions are very popular in Europe, sold here as Mondeos

“there are no real automotive experts on the staff.”

This is just silly.

What happens if the battery in the phone dies or it loses the bluetooth connection?

I would pick a Dainese, No Internet Connection, Up Front Cost, MotoGP Developed along with Downhill skiing

I stopped buying enterprise network gear because of subscriptions. I'm looking at you Meraki. No fucking way would I rely on safety gear that's subscription based.

Manuals can make boring cars fun.

My diesel manual Chrysler Voyager? If that had a four-speed auto, I wouldn’t touch it with a 20-foot pole. With the five-speed? It’s epic!

If you have a problem with me getting excited about manual minivans, then I have bad news: That’s how it is, and how it’s gonna be from now until the end of time.

And there’s more manual minivan content coming. LOTS MORE.

Luckily, the vast majority of readers are with me, though do understand that I respect the fact…

If we’re talking manual versions of common Fords, the Taurus MT-5 wagon has to be the Holiest of Holy Grails.

Please consider parting out the rust buckets as there will be people needing hard to get items like a steering gear box, transfer case, axles, engine block & heads, etc. When it is rare, the chances of finding a rebuild-able core is small, such as finding a Syncro Vanagon Transaxle core which last time I checked was…

I’ve tried to slow him down before. It’s a Sisyphean task.

I guess it’s so rare that David forgot about the fact he already posted that Aerostar manuals are rare in 2018 by showing us another manual Aerostar:
https://jalopnik.com/we-all-need-this-ford-aerostar-we-may-just-not-realize-1822887798

Yes, I read your posts, David.

And, no, I’m not mad because I know you are in love…

David, I think you’re great.

Then insults the people who beat him.

I don’t get Dr. Disrespect either. Most of the time is him ad-libbing stupid shit on a dumb background. He seldom plays. When he does, he gets his ass kicked after talking shit about how good he is.

Calm down. Don’t get upset. You can still get aroused. I want you to.