Pretty much. I figured since half of y’all aren’t gonna get my jokes, might as well go full bore with it.
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At 1K ft of torque, would they notice if they were pushing a car down the road?
Yup... Even worse is when you flash your brights thinking theirs are on, only to get your retinas burned when they actually do switch their highs on (and leave them on) just to spite you.
Toyota: “Check out our new Predator grille! It’s enormous!”
Who’s greenlighting these designs at Chevy? First the Camaro, now this? What’s going on????
Wow, I have drooled over their largely reasonably-priced inventory over the years. What a bummer.
That’s a pretty elaborate insurance fraud scheme, Dr. Evil.
Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.
I’m still trying to figure out which fight Rochin was watching. He had the fight for Wilder at 7 to 5, including each of the first three rounds. Look at this nonsense...
God also said to forsake pork and shellfish, not eat meat and dairy together, sacrifice bulls, kill those who worked on the Sabbath and anyone who wore blended fabrics, and gave instructions on how to treat your slaves. I bet his parents ignore those parts.
Thanks, but I’m going to punt on this offer.
It might have worked back in the Bart Starr era, but Ted has a hard enough time finding the car keys these days.
The other 4 are leaving due to the nylon bag they got
How is laughing at seeing a first name that is the first five letters of the alphabet making fun of a child? The kid didn’t pick that name.
I don’t want to get too judgemental but maybe mom should have been an adult and not named their kid Abcde. There’s lots of idiocy out there, people should avoid it is what I’m saying.
Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.
Peter, I live for your articles. Also, I wish every wrencher were as thorough and dedicated to the craft as you are.
Deadspin is at least as evil. I can’t get out of the fucking grays despite being an approved commenter back in the days of +1 and an occasional well performing comment these days.
Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.