What’s a little bit of gas when you have an anthropomorphic pig with a video camera offering you a stack of cash?

Biggest thing don't be a "I pay your salary type" or one of the auditor idiots.  If you were pulled over while driving susinctly answer any question and provide what they ask for.  You don't have to answer everything, and obviously can decline things like searches. But ultimately respect goes a long ways.  And…

Uh....you’re free to put gas in your diesel truck. But I’ll pass.

Besides the inconvenience, embarrassment, and possible danger of running out of gas, I personally don’t care to hork up whatever is in the bottom of the tank into the fuel filter, never mind expensive things like the injector pump.

My fuel pump sensor is shot, and the circuit that enables my tripometer is shorted out, and I get not much more than 200 miles per tank, so I live in perpetual fear of running out of gas.

If he wasn’t driving like a dick people would have moved over.

It’s everywhere. The right lane is frequently faster and more open, never mind the third right lane if there is one. But I try not to be the douchebag flying up the far right at 90. If there’s really somebody who just isn’t passing at all, I’ll pass at 5-10 over traffic.

Is he smart enough for desk duty even? This video disqualifies him to even be hired as a valet parking attendant. 

How do people run out of gas? Is it really that hard to pay attention to the gauge? And if the gauge doesn’t work shouldn’t you know about how many miles you can go before filling up? I mean, bar getting lost in the middle of no where with no gas stations for miles, this really shouldn’t ever happen. Ever.

They do in Florida. But then a large portion of the people who live here didn’t grow up here. 

Probably because they knew cops like to drive on the shoulder, duh. 

Further proof that bad things can happen when you pass on the shoulder.

This is what the 737 Max needs is Otto.

Thank you for a very engaging and insightful write-up!

It’s no secret Larry was a car guy through and through. Gale was/is more...grounded. One of their sons, Greg, is likewise a car guy through and through, only more dirt oriented. Nice guy.

Yeah, I’m glad to hear Condo Guy was finally kicked to the curb. Miller’s a great place. Beautiful scenery. Heated bathrooms. They even put the good gritty “I’ve been fist deep in a race car” soap in the ladies’ room when I was there, which was much appreciated. Fun track, too.

The “ unfinished” part you are seeing is actually the newest addition. The Nitro Rally Cross track. In reality, should a track ever be finished?

It’s finished. I’ve been to it. It’s a very nice track an facilities. The 4+ mile track can actually be divided into two seperate tracks, so multiple events can take place on the same day. For example, when I was there for ST Octane Academy, we were on one half of the track, and the Mustang Racing school was on the…

It’s finished. It’s just in the middle of a god-forsaken desert next to the salt flats. I just did the ST Octane Academy through Ford Racing’s school at the track. It was a blast.

Careful what you wish for.

Careful what you wish for.