To be fair the cars last longer and are less likely to kill and maim you than they were in the 50's while emitting way fewer emissions and getting much better fuel economy especially on a kilo for kilo basis. 

5% down is very reasonable, gtfo if you can’t hack it.

There’s also VA loans for veterans in good standing, he could *gasp* serve for 4 years and get one.

Some of us build the structures and then rent them. Then when it gets 10-20 years old we sell it and do it again!

Are you faster than 3,000 feet per second? 

Hello a good landlord won’t rent to people that can’t triple their rent in monthly income. 

Hello, those in teh image are yellow.

They make gloves with copper filament in the fingertips for this, Luddite.

they make plenty of friendly labs with similar heads.

Hi it’s been a year how did it turn out?

Hi it’s been a year how is your husband’s FR-S?

I like to buy the 2nd or last year of things depending on how bad the markups/if they exist.

Then they’ll get run over by the truck people. You’d have to close the street to everything bigger than bubble economy years japanese economy cars. 

France’s defense spending is less than 10% of America’s as well. 

Boot! and MaximumPC were awesome, I’m sorry those days are gone.

If you can manage a trailer w/o enraging your neighbors a luxobarge is not so bad. 

They do make HOAs that aren’t too deranged about 1/5th of the people in my neighborhood have trailers. Large ones are stored on rural properties or at a rental storage place and smaller ones are in people’s (fenced) back yards or in their garages.  I keep mine in a shed in the backyard with some of the less expensive…

Hi if you like dogs you can fit (comfortably in HVAC’d glory) a whole mess of ankle biters or 1-4 big dogs depending on it’s size the recent F150's have flat floors in the back of the crew cabs and as mentioned are HVAC’d and even heated bench seat if you tick the box or window shop that option. Then you have a…

I live in Arkansas and I saw a late 90's or early 00's BMW z3 with a hipster Door Dash driver using it in the course of his duty. I took a picture if you would like. He left it running for about 10 minutes while retrieving a load of barbecue. 

Rent a trailer for the highest payload of the two vehicles you own when it won’t fit. Even if it will fit consider the lower loading height of a utility trailer and that if something makes a mess you can just hose it off.