I know it’s nice to pet them at traffic lights and things but this is why you should have your dog (or cat) in a sturdy crate that is tied in appropriately in the backseat or the hatch area.

It was nice before cameras were literally everywhere.

Belt fed machineguns or a bunch of claymores or bouncing betties go a long way towards keeping people pliant.

Depending on how old that 4runner is it is a lot safer in a crash than a 15 year old minivan. Recovering from getting hit by texters and drunk people is expensive it pays to drive a safe car. 

That is presuming you aren’t trading in a valuable vehicle or a good down payment.

Simple, one is for transporting Nazis around back in the day and the other sold out to the Chicoms. 

You can get nice stick trans Honda new for that sum.

It’s so he can afford a nice nursing home for you when you succumb to geezerness. 

What about the driving for weeks with only high beams due to too lazy to book an appt to change the bulbs or the 5 minutes of labor skill level 0/5 labor? Is your dad that much of a goober?

It might if you didn’t store it with batteries inside.

Maybe the Arabs should not have invaded Israel so many times, their border broadening was smart because the Arabs waged several wars against Israel after ww2. The IDF would be nuts to not be what it is.

hellfire, brimstone and javelin bait.

Trade up for a wife that doesn’t capitalize the P in “purse”. 

Some women have broader shoulders than others and broader from some of the more effeminate men. If you’re going to be butthurt over small developers not shelling out the time and money to model everything for different body shapes you should also be on the train of no body shaming anyone. AFAIK they don’t make a…

This is unfair. Plenty of women have broader shoulders than their peers and broader than some of the more effeminate men. Breast cancer awareness is a serious thing, aren’t you aware of the Susan G. Komen Race For The Cure et al? As a developer with a close family friend that lost her breasts to cancer but not her…

Androgynous breast cancer double mastectomy survivor. 

Just make the woman super androgynous breast cancer survivor. 

Jeep is now run by a Cerberus composed of Chrysler, FIAT, and PSA. Run!

If it’s convenient to armor the boogered line you should always do it.

No, Dodge screwed up mightily by partnering with FIAT during the Recession. Now they’ve been contaminated by Daimlar and FIAT and now the FCA is hooking up with the Frogs. Do you remember the last time a good car manufacturer hooked up with the Frogs? If you don’t that’s ok because I do, it was Nissan and Renault and…