I bought my house where I did partly because of such a sign, I gleefully call the cops every time I see one. If they’re legit they have a license to solicit and should know better, if not they are probably seeking drugs or more conventional robbery targets.

Talk to your parents about talking to the neighbors about a no soliciting sign for the neighborhood, then call the cops on every single solicitor. 

I’d kill you all gleefully if my mother had lived to 65, she did divorce and child custody for 35 years and died at 59. 1949-2008 RIP.

Hi, it’s “y’all” due to contracting “you all” and the ‘ is to denote the missing “-ou”. Have a great day!

You replied to yourself, did you have a stroke?

I do this, nobody hit me for 16 years then in 3 years my first new car was dinged in a parking lot by a geriatric preacher in a late 90's dodge minivan, then a couple of years later my 2nd new car got backed into in a driveway by an old man with Alzheimer’s on his golf cart in my friend’s neighborhood. To cap off the…

I’d club baby seals for this shit with front and rear lockers in a ~95 or so tracker.

You should mute the kinjasphere until you want to listen to something specific.

Go ahead and file for one fitted with some good winter tires y’all use up there in your real winter that has moisture in it to test this Winter, I’m sure you can pull a day off from preparing whatever beater you are going to do for the jeep safari ‘19.

Are they going to sell these with locking differentials or sell them as accessories?

A tiny bit, you don’t see it though. There’s a dog that barks at the antagonist and it just kind of disappears/you don’t see it again.

You get permanent spinal damage from Phantom II ejection seats, it literally compresses your spine.

I was traveling too much when it came out to own a desktop and burned out a nvidia 7900GS Go (the one that garnered a class-action suit) playing that game when it was new.

Yes, I laughed heartily at the decapitation because of the Volvo Group 2020 goal of nobody dying in their (new) cars when they crash but when that kid’s head hit the pole it struck me that such engineering is for naught when some stupid teen sticks it’s head out the window.

They are retarded, dogs are the best.

Those people should be killed by big fluffy dogs until the rest get over it.

My cats learned to travel from my big dogs, they would club baby seals to fly, drive, or sail anywhere. They sit in the carrier or a lap and sleep for most of the trip, occasionally getting up to look out of the window.

Yeah, for $10-20 more you get 3 more probes. It also says barbecue at lower temperatures, I’ve subjected my iGrill proves to temperatues close to 900f with no problems...

Yeah, for $10-20 more you get 3 more probes. It also says barbecue at lower temperatures, I’ve subjected my iGrill…

I’m pretty sure you don’t need that comma there, would be better as “If you want neutrality then go to Switzerland.”

If you’re using gas cans you should be able to tell very easily. Both fuels are quite pungent and gasoline smells very different from diesel fuel.