NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TEA KETTLES is an okay series for people who don't really like tea kettles that much, but the KIDZ KETTLEZ series is totally unacceptable.

Yup, no problem with Mr. Brown himself. Found out via Facebook that I'm three degrees separated from him, no less. (Friend of a friend's high school friend…I think I counted that right. Whatever.)

A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(and Zach Danger Brown got $20K for potato salad)

Oh, I don't blame this guy at all. I blame the other 1,631 people (and counting!) who don't know when a joke has gone too far. I assume Mr. Z.D. Brown will donate a fair portion of his proceedings, but I generally assume the best of people, unfortunately.

Yeah, hate to be that guy, but there are people who really need potato salad and whatnot: https://www.unicefusa.org/d…

Unfortunately, THE BRONX BULL's slim award season chances are endangered by the coming release of YET MORE ORDINARY PEOPLE

I'm disappointed that this doesn't end with Kanye in his private bowling alley, bloody-handed, yelling, "I'm finished!"

But who plays Margo Adams?

Start the Kickstarter NOW.

Thesis: Fuck the public. Conclusion: Yes.

In the end, we're still better off.

Awesome. I have an app downloaded into my head that will stop me from seeing this movie. I call it Flappy Logic.

Not even sure it's the best Dilla sample of 10cc, considering he flipped THIS into "Waves," somehow.

Ben Folds cameo = "network synergy" = oh, wait, The Sing-Off isn't on anymore nevermind

Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't have to create the entirety of the ever-popular YouFace social network. I get 'faced there like every day.

One of New York Magazine's recent mini-oral (heheh) histories was dedicated to Undressed; it's high quality, if not up to the level of the one about the "Baby Got Back" video. http://www.vulture.com/2013…

The first two sentences of this deserve a Pulitzer, Sean.

Thumbs up for TUFF TURF. I still watch the bizarre James Spader (dubbed in with someone else) emo song about once a month. That is to say, I walk the night.

And now, for no good reason, the best (only good?) moment in LEONARD PART 6:

But, what about Takis? And who will hold those adorable kids responsible for their infectious but dangerous promotion of these deadly snacks???