Catch 22. Such a good book.

You know what, jackass, you come here in NYC, live here for a little bit, get to know what the real estate looks like with your own two eyes and realize just how big this city is — and I’m not just talking about Manhattan here — and then talk your nonsense bullshit all the way from fucking Finland. Asshole.

Me too, a Yadkin point I’d say

“the college you WENT TO excluded”

This. How the fuck do people end up cheering for a college that they have literally no connection to? Looking at you, 98% of Notre Dame fans.

Yea. That one. I fingered a girl for the first time to that song. I’m 100% sure I didn’t do it right.

It’s Tuesday afternoon and you HAVE to eat an entire box of cookies. Which cookie do you choose?

Very shy streakers.

God, that’s some scary shit. :/

Stealing the dogs bed. Which the dog got for Christmas and is very mean (since he’s not allowed on the furniture and the cat can lay on a hundred other soft spaces).

Hi Jezzers! Today I got my braces. Sorry if the pic is huge, working off my phone right now. Also I am at home working on something that should have taken an hour but will probably take 4. Boo.

“While they are not dealing with a reproductive deadline, they had the feeling that the party was nearing its end,” Pappu says of his subjects.

I struggled with depression and addiction issues for years (I’m 41 and urban); have beat the addiction God willing and am so happy — partly because I met a wonderful woman and am having the time of my life. But don’t really sympathize with the male navel-gazing going on here. It’s not rocket science.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Look, Jezzies! Baby kitten update!

I will be forced to get off my ass in 2016 as I adopted this adorable jerk last week. She’s terrified of/aggressive toward my partner and has a million issues but she’s already the love of my life.

I think it will too. Being brave is less of a state of being and more of a series of little choices made every day.

We rented a U Haul today and found this magnet stuck on it. In my purse so I can affix it to the next vehicle I find displaying religious bumper stickers.

Yeah, I don’t make resolutions. If there were anything I could do to be more awesome, I’d already be doing it.

Cardinal sin.

read an article on him several years back, before his health took a turn. he basically sat in a bar, by himself most nights, guzzling jack and chain-smoking. apparently his adult children wouldn’t speak to him, and by most accounts, if he wasn’t on stage, he was a miserable, lonely alcoholic who was polite enough to…