plus un.

didn’t even cross my mind you were calling the son racist. got your point immediately.

That’s just a child wearing a Geno Smith jersey, but it’s an easy mistake to make. Men, women, children, animals, anyone can wear a jersey with someone’s name on it. You just have to really know what the actual athlete looks like

7 years huh? That’s fair, after all she did the crime and now must reap what she sewed.

I mean. This deal makes the Phillies look shrewd.

I’m not super tall (5’9”) but my sister and my mom are both 5”10 and most of the other women in our family are 6’0”. My dad is about 5’7” and openly thinks tall women are hot; he explained it once as, “Your mom looked great, why would I have thought she would look worse next to me?” I’ve also dated guys who were 2-4…

I was a REMF in Vietnam, way back in 1971. You are the first person who has ever thanked me for having supported someone like yourself. I was stationed near the air base at Da Nang and was still there when all hell broke loose during the withdrawal in 1972. I was put in charge of the in/out processing center for the…

I found a photo.

I will not try that burger, Sam-I-Am.

Hooray for you! As an ex-smoker, I can’t tell you HOW MUCH will improve in your life! Like, food. Breathing (duh). Your sense of smell. Your STAMINA. Good for you and HIGH FIVE!

Our 19yo daughter is home from college for the weekend. She is studying sustainable agriculture and food production. She brought home fresh goat milk from the college farm, and is teaching us to make Chèvre. Our little kiddo is becoming a strong, smart, feisty woman and it just makes us bust with pride. Tomorrow she…

GUYS! I haven’t smoked since MONDAY and I’m so excited, and proud of myself, and I want to shout it from the goddamn rooftops I’m so proud of myself. Ahhh.

Tales like this are why I love so-called “support” arms. I think people forget that for every fighting soldier, be they on foot, in a vehicle, on or under the water or in the air, there’s a whole bunch of people behind him (or her) and massive logistical effort to keep that fighter fed, clothed and supplied, and…

should have just cut the end off

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

Got to get some ER personnel to chime in on this. One of my college friends first night of duty responded to a 911 call. Apparently a couple got high and drunk and decided it would be fun to shove a glass bottle up the poop shoot. Why any straight guy would think that would be enjoyable I have no idea. Well they…

The other day I smeared nutella on my nipples, and that worked fairly well.

Since this is apparently just an open thread this time:

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

Hey thanks.