“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

“No you won’t”

Madonna’s pretty smart. I don’t like her, so I say it kind of grudgingly, but I have to admit that she is. You can’t be as good a trend-spotter and trend-creator as she was for so many years (granted, well over now, but she managed it for a good couple of decades) without some real insight, canniness, and ability to…

People who know what religious freedom really is seem to be an endangered species on this planet.

YES!! Bring back Algonquin to American schools!

Franklin also owned a few slaves in his time, though he later came around and swore off the institution. Part of his printing business was also printing ads for buying and selling salves as well as runaway slave notices.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

I didn’t know that about Carroll! Patrick Healy was black, but passed as an Irish-American. No one researched his mixed race heritage until 1960. It was mentioned once to me by one of my friends in the scholarship program as an aside when we were walking through this building which maybe kinda is a big fucking deal on…

Being familiar with NCAA marching bands, I can say with that was absolutely not an accident.

Aw, sounds like somebody’s hot for teacher.

I always use condoms dude! (Yes I know condoms have the potential to fail)

ZZ Top is playing the Fayette County Fair, so my Facebook is filled with people stoked about hearing La Grange in La Grange.

I am the blind chicken selfie girl, yes. And thank you for calling me cute.

1. Excellent story.

Can we talk about this font? I know this is part of the new, nicer GM, but I feel like I’m looking at a cheerleader’s pep rally poster. Am I alone?

So my partner and I have really good sex. And don’t you ever dare tell him that I said this but the best sex I ever had was with a pizza delivery guy.

I’m watching Gossip Girl on Netflix and eating some kick ass macaroni and cheese while I contemplate getting another tattoo. It’s the little things in life, y’all.

On a cross country road trip with my best buddy! Just had BBQ in Tupelo, Mississippi, on our way to Georgia then NYC, and finally Burlington, VT. This is great!