Sorry, but he’s a celebrity, so I won’t believe it until he is accused of stealing water from 40 different counties and admits it under oath.

I dreamt of being a punter. I figured it had the least competition (no freak athlete LeBrons of punting to run into), and if Mitch Berger could play “aloof superstar” at our kicking camp while humble Gary Anderson gave kids actual help, it must be the easiest role on the team.

Honestly, this is a really common practice, the use of unpaid volunteer staff throughout the campaign, with only a few paid staff. It’s good that she’s paying the interns, but this is, as usual, something that is really common being turned just on Clinton. Frankly, it’s starting to annoy me a little. I’m tired of…

Meanwhile Russell Wilson’s biopic, Chaste from the Pocket, remains on schedule.

note to Mr. McNabb: when you “tie” a few on, your BAC only gets back down to legal levels over time.

Is this a promo for the 30 for 30 on why people hate Laettner?

Son of a bitch. Beat me to the joke.

The next village over is poopypantsplace so at least it's consistent.

I’d buy it, but I already have a cabin over in Cocktwat county, and a trailer in Wangvag township so I'm maxed out.

brb, immediately opening a beach bar in Hawaii called the WeeWee-HooHa Hut.

Eagles fans will be quick to point out that Randall Cunningham could have rear-ended six cars with a BAC of .994 if ownership had just bought him a better car to work with.

Apparently this is how the cops found him at the scene.

Fortunately for the cop arresting him, McNabb only throws up at the end of the Super Bowl.

What does this clip have in common with Lance Armstrong? Bike racing, the postal service, and one nut!

You have to remember that there were two types of information that he shared:

My feelings about the criminality of Snowden’s actions are less about the documents he released than it is about the methods he used to obtain them. He took the position with the NSA with the express intention of finding information about surveillance programs to leak, and he not only used his own clearance to get…

Did you just criticize our government with no fear of retaliation? Try moving to a country where they’ll chop your head off for saying some mildly critical things about the dictator in charge. Life is not a zero sum game. You’re operating on simplistic and naive assumptions. The whole world is evil. In the relative…

Whether you hate him or love him, he released classified information. Doesn’t matter if that classified information revealed horrible things about our government and various intelligence entities. His conscience has no bearing on anything. If you think he’s just gonna waltz back into the country a free man, you’re…

I’m not Catholic (actually I was raised UU, which is essentially the opposite of Catholic), but I ended up in a Catholic school for a couple years. My takeaway? It’s fucking bleak. Eating/drinking Jesus? Keeping pieces of bones in pretty boxes? Holy Ghosts? That’s some crazy shit, right there.

I’m pretty sure even Jesus would be banging her, Russ.