Am I allowed to make appropriate sound effects and signals after asking?

You’re full of very excellent ideas.

To be determined. Considering both interactions will be at breakfast time, I may be coffee drunk.

They’d be a great subject. Granddad was the son of English immigrants, born in Iowa, raised in Michigan (Flint, actually, where he worked in a buggy factory before cars were commonplace). He was a cavalry officer in World War I and tried like hell to sign up in WWII even though he was north of 50. She was a world…

I just went looking for the holotype and I couldn’t find it — it’s in the collection at the University of Michigan. I’ll need to ask my aunt, as she’s the keeper of the family’s biological legacy. I’m just the family historian.

By geographic accident, I find myself in the heart of an early primary state. I’ll be in the same room as Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush at various times next week. Anyone have a good suggestion for a question should I have the opportunity?

No one younger than my wife.

In 1940, my grandparents got married. It was the first marriage, and first real relationship, for both of them.

Any of the other several travels would have sufficed too, but you’re right: the refs were watching two things and neither of them were feet.

I see a question mark where you see a period and two where you see an exclamation point.

Time Lapse Orgasm Photography.

Trump’s Little Orange Penis

Sit Obama rationem disputandi ignorat quid agat.

Yep. I knew people that went to Hill School with him. His douchiness shines through in even the stories they tell to make him sound normal.

A friend who used to work alongside Martin O’Malley has told me similar stories. I made a crack about the rumors that O’Malley’s band played every bar from Cockeysville to Annapolis just so he could chase skirts. His response: “it wasn’t just skirts.” Oh.

McNabb would have just puked on it.

“Cam Newton makes me want to vomit.”

Yep! What you said.

Oh jeez, I wasn’t saying you or this was a security risk, I was telling you why I have a PO Box. Instead of having my business be publicized as HistoryRhymes1 Inc, 666 Nowheresville Drive, USA and having potential risks know where to find me, I use HistoryRhymes1 Inc, PO Box 666, Nowheresville, USA. So I have to go to…