Show us on this diagram where the McRib hurt you...

Are you writing your comment while waiting for your foie gras apperitif at Balthazar?

The fact that you said “sheeple” is telling on how little we should pay attention to you.

To be fair, “you guys are all dumbasses” isn’t exactly a response that’s going to make anyone happy.  I would say no one likes a smug dick, but Bill Maher has a career, so maybe I’m wrong.  But really, you have to know that calling everyone ‘sheeple’ is not going to do you any favours

Dude. You’re reading this article on TheTakeout. It’s consumerism all the way down.

Fun fact the McRib is made of Sheeple. 

So, I obviously don’t know if this is the reason to discontinue the McRib, but i do know that McD’s hasn’t completely met their goals with their suppliers for humane treatment of the hogs raised and slaughtered for their use, and perhaps the decision was made to minimize the amount of pork used: keeping it to bacon…

What the fuck are you smoking, and why aren’t you sharing?

Nah this time it’s for real. In fact it’s the farewell tour for all meat on the menu, and after this “McWoke” is going full vegulon in 2023. And they’re announcing that Grimace is nonbinary. I learned all of this from a newsletter distributed under windshield wipers throughout my neighborhood.

Boy, those Jenners sure know how to pick the very best in men.

Nope. He prioritized having a wild, high energy show over safety. He skimped on security because of it. He didn’t stop the show even as people were being trampled to death. Absolutely his fault.

Shhh...let the left do their thing. Ignore them.

No Russian is the level where you shoot thousands of innocent people in an airport.

I know it’s not the point, but I can’t get over the terrible punctuation in his IG post. I can’t tell if he just doesn’t know any better, or if it’s supposed to be somehow poetic or intentional.

But...they looks like twin sisters...if yer gonna cheat, at least get crazy and date a skinny blonde or something...

Apparently a bunch of families just settled their case, but more are to some. This piece of shit used the loved legacy of Astroworld and turned it into something ugly.

If he was just a performer maybe but it was his festival so…his fault. Which is probably why he quietly settled 2 lawsuits. 

Some of your article remarks kinda smells like liberal leftist speech. The campaign game is absolutely a masterpiece. 11/10. Everybody is so used to bashing games, that even an incredible work by developers is getting questioned. “feel uncomfortable at best and morally questionable at worst.” Please keep political…

Is this man not responsible for multiple deaths due to a riot he instigated?

same with the cardi reply, and this blog post about a current nothingburger between two wealthy women.