As you said, nice car. But at a cost of cutting onions.

Or the kinda guys that go after Kardashians are already on that path anyways?

This is bad, really bad. These idiots did bad on their own, especially Kanye. Please tell me this is some sort of weak joke.

Lifehacker videos are the embodiment of “this meeting should have been an email.”

I’d rather have a homemade brookie personally (brownie cookie).

I starred you, but ice cream pie >> ice cream cake, because there’s no sponge in there wasting space that could be taken up by more ice cream. Also, ice cream pie is extremely easy to make at home.

There are still malls?? (snark)

Came here to say this.

How can cookie cake be everyone’s favorite hybrid dessert when ice cream cake exists? How dare you disrespect Fudgie the Whale this way.

Minnesota has had the dilly dog for years and folks... It is the fucking best.

Variety is the spice of life...

And to think the world views us uncultured!

Latinas have a lower maternal mortality rate than white women. Is that a win for non-white women?

Dude is going to die of self-inflected diabetes and people are cheering this on? It’s like watching a guy jump from a bridge and cheering his diving form as he plummets to the rocks below.

But were they, ya’ know, any good?

I doubt this is true 

Soooooooo brave!!!!!!! 

Since the majority of RATM fans are frat boy date rapists, obviously they would want abortion to be legal.

Darn! She’s cool, but I was hoping it would be Lori Petty! 

It’s Rosie O’Donnell. The largest member of the team who simply consumes the other eight.