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You must be a blast at the Christmas parties you refuse to attend.

She used to be so tiny, with all of that money is it too hard to stay in shape?

They are getting banned you fucking mutt. Ironic you mention race considering the guy who got arrested for starting it was BLACK!!

The ending of A Serbian Film.

“Buyers Have More Knowledge About Cars Than People Selling Them, Also Water Wet Sky Blue”

Which is odd considering not only did Pet Sounds come out first (a year earlier), but McCartney himself stated that Sgt. Pepper was influenced by Pet Sounds.

LOL, “take a rapper more seriously”!

He died of cardiac arrest.

So...he robbed you!

C’mon, FROZEN seafood??!! Overpriced ghetto destination.

When asked to comment, Hilaria stated: “Usted y su familia están presentes en nuestros pensamientos y oraciones durante estos momentos difíciles.”

Welcome to Jezebel!

...you must be new around here.

LOL, with Tesla you don’t get passed around like a blunt not knowing the final price wasting fucking hours at a stealership. And you REALLY think you’re getting a “discount” when you haggle at dealerships? Like they’re selling them at a loss? 

He immediately got crabs.

The Titanfall 2 Ultimate Edition is $7.49 btw, the reg. one with no extras is $5.

The Titanfall 2 Ultimate Edition is $7.49 btw, the reg. one with no extras is $5.

“Hold my beer”

My first thought!

LOL, road looks plaid!

LOL, not a fucking soul cares about this league! Majority black, majority lesbian, majority masculine who’d get their doors blown off by even the worst men’s COLLEGE team!