He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

*whoosh*

The company name is Braeve. Quit ruining stupid puns.

Well that was very braeve of them to issue an apology.

I’ll fight you.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

It seems like the compromise solution here is to put cheese on the top bun *and* on the burger as it grills.

Find a rock to set your phone on. Problem solved.

Find a rock to set your phone on. Problem solved.

I notice there’s nothing in this article about telling your child not to do these things.

I hate the word! But yeah, dismissive? Sure. Vague box, likely android console, just read that they plan on crowdfunding it. Hitting all the wrong switches for me.

And that equals hate?

There is not an ounce of hate for Atari here.

Is it really “another” round if Atari isn’t Atari anymore? I seem to recall that the rights to the name and trademark have been passed around like a high school blunt.

Wood finish for sure!

Here is a great story of waiting in line. It was the day before the Wii’a release and some friends of mine and I decided to wait in line. We were smart and made the decision to go to our 24 hour super store and wait there. We were #13 and #14 of 15. We got to sit in their furniture department on their couches. They…

As I mentioned, they have a raffle. You line up, you get a number, and then, you see if you are selected. So in Tokyo today, three thousand people lined up, but there were only 250 Switch consoles.

You’ve thought about this a lot, haven’t you?

Kind of just sounds like he wants to be able to drop F-bombs and generally be ~edgy~ without having to deal with the fact that his primary subscriber base is kids-to-teenagers playing a game he himself got into when he was a teenager. No problem with that, I feel; but let’s just call it what it is: