VW: OK, OK, here’s your fucking microbus

Had a VW/Audi engine.

There is no way in hell this makes 265hp, ever. Stock 13B of the 70's was 130hp on a good day. I doubt this a periphery port monster so assume ported stock housings. This might put you at 200hp. Also that single side draft carb doesn’t flow nearly enough air to make that kind of power. I’ve been down that road on my…

Love that thing! But “huge”? Ever seen a Beat or a Cappuccino :)

Bet you’re fun at a party. :P This is a car site damnit! A car site! We don’t do investments. That’s why we’re driving around in shonky cars.

Mazda’s been doing this free for years, but for them it’s called rust

I’ve seen the owner of that VW. Nice guy. Offers me lifts all the time. Unfortunately, never had a chance to take him up on his generosity.

I seriously LOL’d.

Can I get some that look like smoke?

34. But I appreciate the finer things of the Jalop life...

I’ve had salespeople at a dealer refuse to let me even take a copy of a written offer out of the store with me.

Send me the quote or I take my business elsewhere.

Sure about that?

I would send a message back letting them know it’s cool; we won’t have any run-ins with the law. I’ll send Tightlips John and “Knuckles” Mikey to close the deal, and Vinny the Greaser will handle any interference coming our way.

Tracy’s next headline:

I just saw the lede photo and thought that David Tracy had bought yet another project.

can you get the sidewindows to darken?

Like this?

Texas Man is like the Special Forces version of Florida Man. You don’t see him nearly as often, but when he shows up, the destruction is far greater.

just shocked this article didn’t start with “A Florida man...”