Meanwhile, the local home & garden center reported the theft of numerous 4x4x8-foot lengths of pressure-treated Pine boards just prior to the wheels heist.

5th Gear:

- you SURE that your not talking about Tesla?  Sounds quite familiar...

1st Gear: Mo’ money, flushing down the toilet.

The Government shouldn’t be in the College Loan business.

Let it go, Bro. Let it go...

I can see this smokin’ ride showing up at the local weekend Cars & Carnage.

Praise Jeebus!

Fiero?

Looks like a Porsche U-Boat on left in lead photo?

New Unimog test platform...

Always fun to ask Tesla owners about the cost of a penis extension - depends on how they spec’d out their car...

Don’t want to own Elon’s kitcar.

I’ve been in one in someplace OTHER than Sunny California. Lapful of water during heavy rainstorm. Snowdump in lap on opening door with snow on roof.

Scotch bottle?

In stores Friday.

Way to go, Lexus!

Err... show me the candy first.

“Have you seen the Vellfire’s face? Girl. That thing has lines for days.”

“... ya see? Ya see?? I got this idea for a van - a Luxury van. Okay? Okay??! Aright??! Let me show it to you...”