I had Lucas-electric-equipped cars for years & no abnormal electrical issues.  How other people had issues is beyond me.

... buy a trunk-full of head gaskets.

The answer is: Don’t Crash.

Bavarian Manure Wagons

I’m guessing that they lack sufficient rust to be of interest to you.

Self-driving cars won’t require windows.

Nibbles is back?

I’ve got a Universal Key to open car doors, house doors & windows, etc.

Thanks, but I’ll keep motoring along in Ol’ Faithful...

Damned Truck-Bros & their jacked up trucks.

Wrongo, dude.  That’s an Isuzu Hombre.

The other 1% of the effort is spent wondering why you didn’t get your kid to do this.

I just commented on this to my assistant this morning as he was brushing my teeth.

...and the cost of this system, versus a simple garden hose & nozzle from local home improvement store?

I miss the days of driving a car.

And then there’s this space junk...

Here’s some odd markings -

You misspelled emasculate.