...at her age I wanted to be a witch. She’ll be fine. 

Of course she knew. But the kid is happy and they got some free Taco Bell.

The BK Crown isn’t as sweet as the one everyone gets at Medieval Times.

I mean, I’m assuming she means when she becomes old enough to work and it’s only a part-time thing for spending money/saving for college, and not a long-term career choice.
Hell, I loved taco bell as a kid, and ultimately worked there in high school because I liked it. I left when I graduated, but yea it wasn’t too…

Give the kid a break.  She’s only five.

All that merch she has on is sold on their site. Trust me, my son is OBSESSED with Taco Bell and I’ve been eyeballing some of that merch for bit.

The mother is definitely side eyed since she posted the original video and tagged Taco Bell. She knew what she was doing and the potential for exposure of her 4 year old to the internet as well as the corporation. This was not an accident.

Meh, when it comes to these sorts of things, I lean toward the side of the recipient. Sure, my cynical side tells me it’s likely a corporation taking advantage of a feel-good marketing opportunity*. In some other instances, the celebrity or other wealthy person donates to a charity to make themselves look good. But to…

For the love of god, man. Put in some “else if”s in there to reduce unnecessary execution steps, don’t forget your braces around the “then clauses”, and fix your damn spacing and variable naming to conform with standards (you can choose camelBack or snake_case, but choose one or the other).

it’s sad that nothing in my life nor anything i might want right now would make me as happy as she was opening a simple fast food restaurant gift card. good for her.

Our town is getting a brand new Taco Bell. My 4 year old has never been to a Taco Bell, but for some reason she CANNOT WAIT to get a taco there. I believe my daughter will react exactly like Taco Bell Gift Card Girl.

This is the correct answer.

And why, in situations like this, I'll use the charging station to recharge my battery pack and have the battery pack recharge my phone/tablet/whatever.

There’s no possible way this could go wrong!
-Said by every mad scientist ever

Great. Space pollution and light pollution all at the same time. Don’t tell Disney they can schedule an orbital light show.

I saw a shooting star over Sedona last fall, completely unexpected and completely magical. That's how it should be.

So I had a horrifying thought: How long before companies figure out how to make these pellets spell out shapes alla fireworks and start blasting enormous ads into the sky?

Quit launching random shit into space. This sounds dumb as hell.

It doesn’t just make him sound like a eugenicist. It makes him a eugenicist.