This site is run by Gizmodo, formerly Gawker network. The titles are indeed clickbait. It’s just the name of the game for online media- take a look at any other automotive journalism site. It’s all clickbait now.

Especially when there are no details on the fucking car other than it is a small CUV. Is it a revolutionary new CUV that costs $20k and returns 100 MPGe and contains 500 lbs of Nappa leather and Alcantara? No idea! But people like CUVs!

That’s not how blog titles work. They have to be click-bait bullshit, because click-bait works and clicks are everything.

I really, really wish the hipster millenial writers for this site would take a lesson on titling an article. Please stop with the “this will...” or “you will...” titles. Quit being so matter of fact on every goddamn article! Pick up a magazine (yeah, we used to read automotive articles in those), and have a look at…

Explorer sport sold pretty well, didn’t it? I have no idea if it did, but I always liked it. Ditto the 2-door cherokee.

I don’t do kinja.

I don’t respond to witty comments.

-1 Nielsen point

I do not read the comments

In Russia, Post stars YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Don’t worry see this was a sweatshirt, not t-shirt. Everyone knows that sweatshirts are fake news.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

I didn’t star this post.

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

I don’t comment online

We’re such good neighbours that we let you humiliate us instead of yourselves like usual. Don’t bother thankin’ us though.

If I understand the Olympics correctly, this means the Men’s Curling team and Women’s Hockey team must now play each other to determine the number one contender for the Women’s Nordic Relay team’s title.

Seriously. I left CNBC on the cable box after taking in my daily dose of stone sliding goodness and, when, I flipped the set back on, there was a debate about whether or not the surge in used construction equipment sales is an indicator that inflation may not be coming in the near future. Let’s see: curling or…