I pushed a kid name Chris Johnson that day for making a joke about it. Maybe I’m still mad at him.

I know the line “You must be fun at parties” has been beaten to death, but you SHOULD tell this story at parties. Then again, I happen to love painfully awkward silences.

Being an adult in America doesn’t mean what it once did:

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According to my son in 3rd grade Houston needs to practice the “I Know You Are But What Am I?” Defense.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

If you think the Rockets have the mental toughness to win a title, read this shit.

These are grown ups we are talking about, right? Not some AAU teams at the community college?

Having a warrant sure means something different in my palace’s neighborhood.

Did you read the article? She only sold a majority interest (not all shares) and, more importantly, “she still did bra fittings for the monarch at Buckingham Palace.”

While Kenton sold her majority share in the company in 2011, she still did bra fittings for the monarch at Buckingham Palace.

Up your game, son. You need to be able to open a French front clasp with a flick of your thumb.

“However, the company will continue to provide an exemplary and discreet service to its clients.

Yes. That’s what I mean. She (or her editor) had to have known there would be consequences for talking about a private moment.

Oh, haha. Yes, that would be an interesting question to which I’d also like to know an answer!

While Kenton sold her majority share in the company in 2011, she still did bra fittings for the monarch at Buckingham Palace.

I always like finding the warrant on regular stuff like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes or McIlhenny’s Tabasco
Takes the royals down a peg.

I did the same to my bra-fitter. Fink.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

You should definitely try a cruise sometime. Best bang for your buck vacation you could possibly have. Ships sail everywhere, all you have to do is pick where you want to go and how many nights you want to be gone. Family friendly atmosphere, some of the best food you’ll ever eat, and amazing experiences at multiple…