Jalopup.

This is extra funny because I have two poms named Petey and Mr. Kikoman.

Chevy in the backseat of a Chevy. Chevception:

Our dog is impossible to keep out of the car. You open the door, he’s in there; you don’t get a vote. He loves being in cars so much it doesn’t even need to be on the move. In fact, one of his greatest joys in life is laying in a car that’s up on jack-stands being worked on for the day.

Bold move that he made a plate specifically directed at his tiny man bits.

I tried to edit the original to say “used to” as I haven’t seen the car in awhile, but I always used to want to see him in some store just to get a sense of him outside that car.

I giggled.

That is clever

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

It’s not dirty. It’s “A NU (new) START” people! Get your minds out of the sewer. I think all of you suffer from arrested development or something.

Some people don’t like tossed salad. Maybe those people prefer meat.

^^^Don’t watch Arrested D.

I’d go with CNGRSTRT.

How do I know there’s enough anus in the mix?

Not enough stars. Have another.

OMG, is that the latest fad pastry in NYC, like cronuts?

Because everybody deserves one.

I am almost 100% certain it’s a VW Jetta. My neighbor owns one and it looks pretty much identical. The taillights, headlights, wheels, overall shape and chrome window trim are a dead giveaway.

This was my first thought as well. Turn signal on mirror, along with those wheels and overall size.