inb4"he quit cold turkey”

four turnovers, posting a plus/minus of -18

Teams not signing Colin really isn’t about Colin anymore. It’s about keeping any and all other black players in line without having to have individual conversations and team rules handed out.

Im not mature or secure, i just realized long ago love isnt just a feeling, its also choice.

Sad thing is id way more prefer my wife to blow me, but the odds of that happening are about the same as scarjo offering the same service. The other sad thing is if scarjo did offer id say no.

Get out! Rocky has always been a criminally underrated mascot. I appreciate the Deadspin staff getting this right.

Not even a single mention of the Dodgers Rally Bear. Very sad times.

“Yeah, like the guy in the $3,500 baseball tee is going to give you any actual in-game strategy. Come on!”

Cavs fan, but I’m really here for the Sixers fans talking trash about the Celtics. I love reading about how they’re going to be the team of the east for the next decade.

You had my interest until “Baz Luhrmann”. After Moulin Rouge and Australia, I am confident that if I spend the rest of my life without ever again experiencing his work, I will be happier for it.

I remember him being pretty great at finding the open man out of the post as well.

Here’s a reminder for those who think the Wizards would have handled this any better.

Olynyk still nailed almost everything he threw up

Blaming ownership for what’s happened to the Niners is 100% accurate.

I believe that type of knock is commonly referred to as a Bruce Bowen.

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

He was distraught after seeing photos of Adriana Lima out on the town with Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman.

Fuck the morons. You’re under the mistaken impression that if we just play nice with the idiots, they will see the error of their ways, turn off their AM radios and rush to embrace the progressive movement. They won’t. They are ignorant, angry, bitter and most of all, tribal. They will continue to choose the…

Here’s mine, live from Shel’s houseboat, with no special effects — other than the GNP of Peru.

I love that “Cover of the Rolling Stone” song he did, too.