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He very cleverly didn’t say he was worried about Obama. He knows there wouldn’t have been a FISA warrant if there weren’t sufficient cause, and he knows Obama wouldn’t have wiretapped Trump illegally because nobody thinks Obama would have been that stupid. So if someone wiretapped Trump, Graham knows it’s because

Remember, too (I won’t let this one go) his wife, Ivanka Trump Kushner and Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng Murdoch are the “bag men” for this operation.

This has happened in the last 2 days: It came out that Sessions had 2 meetings with the Russian Ambassador during the campaign, then lied about it under oath to the Senate (that part’s the felony).

I cannot fucking wrap my head around this level of ignorance and arrogance.

enjoy (many/all nicknames given to Angel):

She was obviously very busy tweeting Frederick Douglass to ask him why he didn’t show up to this important meeting of black educators. He’s doing such fine work, he would have been an asset to the group.

trump’s small thumb can’t reach all the icons, no one in the white house is allowed to flaunt their thumb size. pointer finger for everyone.

Stand your ass up & take the picture for fuck’s sake.

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

Oh- She said, “Period.” According to Spicer that makes it an absolute fact. Everyone pack up and go home.

CHRISTIANITY IS A VIOLENT WAY OF LIFE. IT IS NOT A RELIGION. DO NOT LET THIS DANGEROUS CULT TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY.

Just repeating some things some of the bigots in my town were saying re: Islam this week. Now I expect an apology from all Christians on behalf of these monsters. You’ll have to be really loud about it

#silverlinings

Someone just posted downthread that PWC has two copies of each winning envelope, in briefcases on either side of the stage. So DiCaprio and Beatty entered from opposite sides, presumably, and one of the accountants or whomever at PWC handed off the wrong one.

There are two copies of every envelope

I read Emma Stone saying she was holding her envelope the whole time, so maybe they misprinted or duplicated it?

I saw some tweets that said they have duplicate sets backstage from both sides of the stage. So it doesn’t matter than Emma Stone already had her envelop because there is one for each side, depending on who is entering and exiting.

Also, it wasn’t Horowitz’s job to straighten that shit out! But the producers and Kimmel and the accountants and the announcers all seemed to get a collective fit of the vapors and time was ticking so Horowitz stepped up and got shit done. This is a good character trait. We want these sorts of people around when

The teleprompters don’t show the winners, because no one other than the people set aside for just what happened tonight know the real winners in advance.

I rewatched it and a panicked stagehand or stage manager ran out behind the La La Land folks carrying a red envelope. I don’t think they meant to fuck it up, but damn did it get fucked up badly.