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Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

I wouldn’t, I mean almost everybody who is actually local in the DMV is pretty liberal, and she sounds like she is too. She will already be facing a backlash. The V part of DMV, outside of Arlington and Alexandria which have always been liberal, has been over the last few decades have been changing over to liberal,

Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my.

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this song is great description of this clusterfuck

And durian for dessert.

Also since Navajos couldn’t vote until 1948 when the infrastructure was being built they didn’t plan for anybody on the Rez so about half the population on the reservation still has no running water or electricity.

Well, I think the technically right answer is that natural-resources companies will make money off it. They can buy the land for nothing, tear it apart, and move on when they’re done.

My new demon of a kitten out of nowhere last weekend sat down and stared at the television the entire time The Young Pope was on. This kitten has literally never sat still since we brought her home but the two nights The Young Pope was on, she sits on the pouf and just watches in fervently. She loves it and I think

This apparently includes the DOJ’s 25 Violence Against Women grant programs.

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Do you know the words to Beethoven’s Ode to Joy? It’s just “schadenfreude” over and over. Try it, it totally works:

Oh dang, they’re still around! I just recently discovered that New Model Army is also still around, still playing shows, and still releasing new material.

Donald Trump isn’t even real brand-name Cheetos. He is a dollar store knockoff called Cheezy Puffz that expired two years ago.

I think Trump just confuses the terms “sold out” and “not selling”. It would explain his multiple bankruptcies, at least.

I swear to God, it’s like his mouth was replaced with a cat’s anus.

My mother knitted pussy hats for both of us to wear to the march. It assuages my fear that Trump is going to try to pass photos of the crowds of protesters as crowds of supporters - after all, they expect far lower turnout for the actual inauguration. I can see Trump tweeting out an image of a huge group of protesters

Except snl’s pile of fake paper actually looked more realistic.

Just to add to the “what the fuck is going on”:

Hey, I love Dark Angel. It’s not really good, but it’s powerfully nostalgic for me.