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This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck

OH FUCK OFF WITH THIS “I’ll weather the storm for you” BULLSHIT. Because you won’t. You won’t be the one who gets the living shit kicked out of them for being trans. You won’t be the one having their store window smashed because you’re Muslim. You won’t be the one dying of a preventable illness because President Trump

Trump is the Voltron of everything they hated about past Democratic presidential candidates:

Everything he does is an example of a reason why his idiots hate Hillary Clinton, despite most of those reasons being bullshit.

This election and the the prospect of watching this nation turn into a caricature of some dystopian vision of military colonialism is nightmarish beyond words. As a war refugee, I was a front and center witness to the death of a democracy. I’m a Asian-American middle-aged man. I’ve got 2 kids, one in college and the

“He has over 25 million followers on Facebook and Twitter and it’s a great way for him to take his message directly to people, cut through the noise or the silence, whatever the case may be,” Conway replied. “Sometimes he’s just trying to cut through the nonsense of people telling Americans what’s important to them,

It’s not what congress repubs say- it’s what their supporters say, and many people are convinced that the emails that were deleted were about Benghazi, her foundation, pay-to-play and murder.

That scene STILL makes me give him the side eye. Yeah, she did come back to life, and yeah, I know you’re an actor in a fictional series, but dammit can’t Buffy catch a break?

Renowned theater actor and demon who opens the portal to another dimension resulting in Buffy’s untimely death.

If you take all three debates, she essentially wore the American flag.

He’ll probably have Melania do it.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

My three favorite flavors: Carpet padding, clown barf, and human blood

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Rudy’s been nuttier than squirrel shit for quite some time now.

At one week postpartum I was still wearing a baby diaper stuffed with ice in mesh underwear

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?